Today my clothes were not all the way dry after using the dryer for the normal amount of time.
Every time I do laundry the dryer and I have a silent battle. The dryer knows that I will not pay the extra quarter for any extra dry time, no way Jose. I would rather have my clothes strung out from my bedroom lamp reaching to the door knob than give that dryer the satisfaction of an extra quarter.
Sometimes I worry that after not paying the extra quarter the dryer has a secret conversation behind my back with the other dryer (the one that probably dried my clothes well the last time but was not available this time) --the mean and nasty dryer telling the good dryer not to dry as well next time in an effort to break through my stubborn quarter hoarding. But they will not win, no they will not.